cute-useful-inspiring:

violence-of-action:

fruitsgarden:

that was the biggest fucking overreaction im laughing so hard

How do Red Pandas even survive in the wild?

Reblogging again because it’s just that awesome.

back-that-sass-up:

spyduck:

rupindah:

i’m all for boys wearing makeup mostly because if more of them got into it there’d be a bigger market and it wouldn’t cost $25 for an eyeshadow primer anymore

i can’t wait to go into the makeup aisle to get the latest man-color of guyshadow that comes in containers shaped like bullets and footballs

"Bruh I just went to sephora and got the sickest shade of eyeshadow"
"Sick dude what’s it called"
"Monster truck gas fumes"
"Niiiiiiiice"

mightyflower:

to quote hamlet act III scene iii line 92, “no”

sebastianastan:

superrsoldiers:

my favorite thing is when steve hides full body behind the shield

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bigfluffycat:

assbutt-in-the-garrison:

lexlifts:

the-barghinator:

gracefthannah:

boys are fucking stupid

rip his fucking head off

…and then shit on his neck forreal

"I’m gay"
NO NO I BOY AND YOU GIRL AND WHEN I SAY JUMP YOU SAY HOW HIGH

"the polite thing to do is say yes" ???????????

end him just fucking end him

thesassiestsamwinchester:

what this scene tells me is that literally all Voldemort had to do was just switch out some of Neville’s plants to kill Harry

alynu:

trebaolofarabia:

life-at-taco-bell:

You would think that teenagers would be the rudest customers when really it’s mostly old, middle-aged people. 

Teens always look terrified as customers.

I am always terrified as a customer.