that was the biggest fucking overreaction im laughing so hard
How do Red Pandas even survive in the wild?
Reblogging again because it’s just that awesome.
i’m all for boys wearing makeup mostly because if more of them got into it there’d be a bigger market and it wouldn’t cost $25 for an eyeshadow primer anymore
i can’t wait to go into the makeup aisle to get the latest man-color of guyshadow that comes in containers shaped like bullets and footballs
"Bruh I just went to sephora and got the sickest shade of eyeshadow"
"Sick dude what’s it called"
"Monster truck gas fumes"
to quote hamlet act III scene iii line 92, “no”
my favorite thing is when steve hides full body behind the shield
boys are fucking stupid
rip his fucking head off
…and then shit on his neck forreal
NO NO I BOY AND YOU GIRL AND WHEN I SAY JUMP YOU SAY HOW HIGH
"the polite thing to do is say yes" ???????????
end him just fucking end him
what this scene tells me is that literally all Voldemort had to do was just switch out some of Neville’s plants to kill Harry
You would think that teenagers would be the rudest customers when really it’s mostly old, middle-aged people.
Teens always look terrified as customers.
I am always terrified as a customer.