coelasquid:

therorasaurus:

so my dad’s friend was bartending and saw a guy put something in a girl’s drink so while the guy turned around he switched their drinks and watched the guy roofie himself. 

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nerkmid:

i can feel myself getting angrier everyday i’m either becoming an adult or the incredible hulk

somepotternerd:

Hagrid Hagrid Potter, you were named after the onLY GUY IN MY LIFE WHO LOOKED OUT FOR ME WITH ZERO ULTERIOR MOTIVES HE LITERALLY JUST CARED ABOUT ME BECAUSE HE WAS A GENUINELY NICE PERSON AND HE DESERVES SOME RECOGNITION FOR THAT

  1. me:i love my fave!
  2. someone, inevitably:yea btu did you know that they are problematic. they said things that were bad once. just wanted to tell you, when you were talking about how much you liked them, you failed to mention why they are terrible. just so you know

liberticides:

some straight boys in my class just said ‘no homo’ because they had to hold hands in order to arm wrestle

ianoshea:

Yellow Flicker Beat - Lorde on the Official Mockingjay Soundtrack (x)